20 THINGS NEVER TO SAY TO YOUR GIRL

1) "You're not the prettiest girl I've dated." So what if it's true? You may not be the hottest guy she has dated too.

2) "You look like my ex." No one wants to be compared to an ex, if she was that good, you'd still be together.

3) "You'd look better if [insert physical characteristic here]."  DON'T tell her to improve how she looks. End of. 

4) "That waitress/chick at the bar is hot!"-- other chicks are hot. She also has eyeballs to see for herself. 

5) "My mom thinks you should [insert behavior change here]."She might like it that you've got a good relationship with your mom and all, but don't make her feel like she is in a competition with her..

6) "Your sister is a bitch." - family is off-limits. End of story.

7) "If you REALLY loved me, you'd [insert weird sex act here]. No, don't.. don't

8) "Wow, you're a lot like your Mom."She may love her mother dearly -- but every girl has a secret fear of turning into her mum.

9) "I don't want to have sex tonight." It's a double-standard, we know, but it will hurts her feelings to hear.

10) "You should go on a diet." She doesn't need you to remind her she needs to drop a few pounds.

11) "Let's have a threesome with your best friend -- she's hot." Just, no. 

12) "This one time I [incredibly long, detailed story about a sexual encounter]." you might have had sex before her -- but don't rub it in her face. 

13) "You're being too emotional." C'mon! Ladies are emotional creatures! Leave her to it!

14) "There's no way that small shirt is gonna fit you."She doesn't need fashion advice from you, Mr. Potbelly.

15) "C'mon, I hate using condoms." Safe sex is where it's at -- She doesnt want to get pregnant yet too

16) "What's your (sex) number?" Not your business, thankyouverymuch. 

17) "You're overreacting."she'll figure it out. Just let her vent.

18) "Is it 'that time of the month'? Because you're being a bitch."Don't assume, it can be annoying.

19) "You look really different in the mornings." Nobody makes up overnight

20) "It's a guy thing. You wouldn't understand." Actually, she probably does ... that you're a douche-bag.